dude wtf is wrong with german people?

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions

what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?

by sick fucks February 16, 2005

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

german hotplate

german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her

dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate

by sanxity June 11, 2019

Pull a german

To fail at something you're supposed to be good at

'Did you see how spain pulled a german against russia in the world cup?'

'A team like argentina should never ever pull a german against france'

by SteenTNS July 1, 2018

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021