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dude wtf is wrong with german people?

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Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?
by sick fucks February 16, 2005
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cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.
This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
by rickyboi January 11, 2016
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.
german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015
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german pie

When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie
Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving
by Middletoe365 June 2, 2016
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Germanent

The state of continuing through life with quiet persistence, even when you're unsure of the purpose, direction, or meaning. Not hopeless-just existing, functioning, or moving forward while accepting the uncertainty.
I don't know what i'm doing with my life, but I keep showing up anyway. I'm feeling very germanent.

She wasn't happy or sad, just germanent...like peacefully existing in the unknown.
by millshl October 21, 2025
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German

An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.
"Ich kann nicht atmen"
"I don't speak German"
by Bridgeon May 17, 2023
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