Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.

“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021

Front door

To be loyal or Stick with someone instead of betraying them The opposite or backdoor

Jake has been around,nice,and friendly for a long time im glad he went through the front door

by m311o September 6, 2021

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

Front Street Girl

A girl (or female bodied person) who refuses to do anal. Intended to be used jokingly, rather than derogatory. Often self-descriptive.

Leela: After we do anal, my boyfriend always cries. Does yours?
Maxine: Oh nah, I’m a totally front street girl. No one gets in the back.

by Kinky kiwi 81 November 15, 2022

Front Eye

The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)

That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!

by Double Doubles April 1, 2021