Faggot Baster

Since a turkey baster squirts turkey liquid on a turkey... you figure out the rest

wow! That faggot baster Tom really basted your face didn't he Jeff?!?!

by funnyyz January 16, 2011

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Faggot Lie

Stupid lie one makes in the past in an attempt to look cool. Often these are forgotten by most but then they are embarrassingly brought up several months or even years later.

Joseph: Hey man remember that time you said you took 60 hits of acid in the seventh grade?
Reese: Fuck you I can't believe I would say that.
Joseph: Hahahahahaha faggot lie.

by faggot lie police November 6, 2011

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1) a homosexual male who prefers sex with women; 2) an indirect, and rather confusing, way of referring to a man as straight; 3) When uttered in front of others, an effective way of publicly declaring that one is a complete idiot with a woefully limited vocabulary.

I guess I'm not so good at homosexuality, I keep having sex with women, I'm just a fuck-up, a real gay faggot.

He just called that guy a "gay faggot," he must be a complete idiot who never adequately mastered the English language.

by SmartBoi September 22, 2010

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Turd Faggot

A turd faggot

A man who blockes a turd coming out of the anus of the other man with his penis.

An insult.
That stops the compition in its tracks.

Luke : "You fucking choad muncher!"

Ciaran : "You turd faggot!"

Luke : "...."

Ciaran : "I win again!"

by Ciaran Bowen September 12, 2006

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Dr. Faggot

A person who conducts them self in such an obnoxious or repulsive manner, that they could be mistaken for someone with a doctoral degree in such behaviors.

I could hear myself think if Dr. Faggot here would close his mouth.

by Fanboy1692 January 31, 2018

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