December 5

National fuck you best friend day.
On this day you get to fuck you best friend and they cant say no!

Emily:Hey Laura, do you know what day it is
Laura:No...
Emily: It's December 5
Laura:fuck....

by Britney Adams November 1, 2020

Dedicated December

Everyday during the month of December one must complete 100 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and run 1 mile.

"You participating in Dedicated December?"
"Ya, I need to get back in shape."

by Allen Riverview November 30, 2009

December 2-7

That is confess to your crush week! You have all week to confess to your crush. Go get your man/girl, I believe in you!

Mina : Hey It’s December 2-7 and that is confess to your crush week
Felix : Oh Really? In that case, I like you...
Mina : Oh, I was gonna confess too Ally
Felix : .....
Mina : Yeah Im gay

by luv.skijeu December 1, 2019

December 9th

National ask out your crush day. Go shoot your shot!!

Girl: Hey (boy)..
Boy: What’s up? :)
Girl: Wanna go out with me? It’s december 9th!
Boy: Yes! But why on december 9th?
Girl: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Emilyxrose December 2, 2019

December 19

if you were born on this day you have to ask out your crush and not be scared

Gabby : its December 19 you know what that means

Miley : I have to.......
Gabby : ask out Marvin

by Miley is a BITCH December 4, 2019

December 13

The day you just go for it!!! You gotta date? Go for that kiss. Today is the day you show everyone how great you are. GO FOR IT DUDE DON’T LET HER DATE BE SAD

Friend: Hey bro hows yo date gonna go
Me: AMAZING it’s “December 13” i’m going to make her have the greatest night ever

by spongebobbbbbbbb December 4, 2019

December 5

National Slap Ass Day

*slaps ass*

Friend 1: “why would you do that?”
You: “it’s December 5th I had to.”

by truckers101 December 5, 2019