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mad clown disease

An affliction which causes a speech-related abnormality only when saying the word "unfortunately." Whereas a normal person would say "un-for-chun-it-lee," a person in the later stages of mad clown disease will say "un-for-toon-ut-lee," much like a homosexual penguin. It's passed from person to person (or penguin) through Paris Hilton. Mad clown disease was first discovered by Dr. Al K. Seltzer in Pietermaritzburg, South Africa. You know, "South" Africa? Vast strides have been made in the fight against mad clown disease. As of yet, no cure is forthcoming, and the disease is viciously contagious. Currently, the method we are using to study the disease is spending time in the Paris Hilton (not the hotel). What? It's research!
Oh no, another outbreak of mad clown disease! Euthanize all penguins and Hilton sisters! Stay away from their orifices!
by Guoderaj March 18, 2008
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Celiac's Disease

An autoimmune disorder that affects upwards of 17 people, with 98% cases occurring in or near affluent, well-to-do, upper-class suburban areas. Causes sufferers to experience symptoms such as:

•whining,

•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,

•rash,

•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left

Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.
Tommy: "I bought some donuts!"
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."
by yalpdrow December 19, 2017
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honeymooners disease

Another name for a uninary tract infection. More specfically a UTI from too much sexy time.
A women reads too much porny fanfiction and proceeds to have rough intercourse at a higher than normal rate causing her to get honeymooners disease.
by pandabear1975 August 29, 2009
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Terminal White Disease (TWD)

Being 100% Caucasian and performing dances like the Donkey Kong or any variety of hip-hop moves. It just doesn't work, no matter how tall you are....
(at a club) "Wow, look at that guy he's suffering from Terminal White Disease (TWD)"
by susieQ1286 March 9, 2011
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Adam's Disease

The act of acting like a 'school girl' upon seeing the naked flesh of a women's breast region.
Girl: *naked* Are my boobs too small?
Boy: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down*
Girl: You must have Adam's Disease.

"So, what happened?"
"Well Doctor, I lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends boobs."
"Ah, you must have Adam's Disease."
by Kingpoopoo October 14, 2011
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Stupid Bitch Disease

Describes a woman who has a consistent history of bad choices such as drugs, car accidents, promiscuity.
She wrecked her car and the cops found a gram of H in the console. She's really got the stupid bitch disease.
by Badger Burns December 27, 2011
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Shatass disease

persistent shitting of your ass. usually diahrea and/or mud butt
Damn! I keep shitting my ass.
Looks like you have Shatass disease.
by stu lanely April 25, 2006
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