turn-around disease

roughly akin to butter face, this condition in indicative of an attractive female figure as viewed from behind, whereas viewed from in front, is nauseating.

I saw a girl sitting at the bar with a tatoo on the small of her back and her thong was sticking out of her jeans; she looked pretty hot, so I sat down next to her only to find out she had turn-around disease.

by HECULL December 22, 2005

E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022

Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

Coat Hanger Disease

When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".

You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.

by KatForrest April 4, 2011

Shrek Shidode Disease

It turns you into a muppet, and gives you shrek waffles, the worse version of blue waffles.

Person A:You got Blue waffles?
Person B: Nah I got Shrek Shidode Disease
Person C: WTF

by Urban.boi February 20, 2021

wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.

1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.

by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021

Bad Bitch Disease

When a female is Beautiful, intelligent, confident that she gives off Bad Bitch Vibe!

How you now you encounter a bitch with Bad Bitch Disease is if you astounded with her mere existence

The effects given off by Bad Bitch Disease are:

-uneasy feeling in the admin

-An increase in heart rate

- really to hold down a relationship

-Wanting to be her ride or die

Person1- You heard what happened to James

Person2- Yea he’s all simpin and shit for this female, some say she has Bad Bitch Disease

by Bitch232 March 29, 2021