Keyboard Cat

An awesome cat with the ability to play the keyboard. Often put at the end of a video of someone failing at something and getting hurt; with the title "play him/her off, keyboard cat"

Some keyboard cat videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOZfNl7kmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE&feature=related

by CandleJack1104 April 18, 2009

what cat

W...what cat?

Barney: You mean it's working? For real this time? Because... I still have nightmares about that cat.
Kleiner: No, no... there's NOTHING to be worried about.
Alyx: What cat?
Kleiner: We've made major strides since then.
Alyx: What cat!?

by RaspberryTimbre November 1, 2013

cat code

The Cat Code is the unwritten vow that Cats and Cat Crews alike live and stand by, Cats must always obey the terms of the Cat Code and must never undermined, question or speak about the CC (Cat Code) with any other non Cat, under any circumstances.

The only for sure known rule of the Cat Code is that Cats always have each others back, no matter what, over everything else, each Cat within a Cat Crew will kill or die for any other member no questions asked.

by Cat#243 January 19, 2012

Cat Shagger

shane dawson

imma shag a cat because im shane dawson the cat shagger

by GMO Free October 2, 2019

Cat Butt

Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.

Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.

Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.

by Ken Kennedy December 16, 2012

Nyan Cat

Nyan Cat is a looping video depicting a cartoon cat with a poptart attached to his back and flying through space while singing a repetitive "NYAN NYAN NYAN" sound and leaving a rainbow trail.

The video became a viral internet meme in YouTube.

ORIGIN:
The origin of such meme it's believed to be in the "Buttered Cat Paradox" which states that a buttered bread will allways land buttered side down and a cat will allways land on their feet, so attaching a buttered bread (or a poptart) on a cat's back will cause an anti-gravity effect making the cat to float indefinitly. (This doesn't explain the NYAN NYAN sound, but I believe that was added to the video just to make it cute... and annoying)

- What would happen if I tie a buttered bread to a cat's back?
- You'd get a Buttered Cat Paradox!! just like the Nyan Cat

by exacrom January 4, 2013

alarm cat

A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).

Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<
Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...
Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<
Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!

by S. Osborn August 24, 2007