Beat the bean

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.

- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.

by Dieviete March 1, 2022

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Melechesh beat

The distinctive rhythm relied on heavily by Israeli metal group Melechesh. It is similar to a reggaeton beat and is therefore highly unusual for the genre. It is also one of the few things that can make a metalhead want to dance.

That's a good song, I love when the Melechesh beat kicks in during the bridge.

by Gehinnom May 22, 2011

Death Beat

The action of beating off and yelling “mom” right before you finish and avoiding being caught

I survived the Death Beat

by curtis leach May 2, 2022

Cyanide Beats

Cyanide Beats is a beat artist, found primarily on Spotify and Apple Music.

CYANIDE BEATS ON REPEAT! linktr.ee/cyanide_beats

by MikeTrout27 April 6, 2021

Beat the Rap

To get the criminal charges levied against you dropped by the Prosecution, Judge or Jury in Court.

His luck seems never ending, he beat the rap again.

by edification nation September 15, 2021