beat meaner

It's when you get a "boner" from being pissed off and proceed to masturbate out of frustration.

I want to get in a fight so bad I have a meaner. I'll go beat meaner.

by cy-chan December 15, 2018

Heart beat

dupdap dupdap your heart

"What does doki (heart beat) mean?"
"Like dupdap dupdap your heart"

by cyyyyxoxo October 15, 2022

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Melechesh beat

The distinctive rhythm relied on heavily by Israeli metal group Melechesh. It is similar to a reggaeton beat and is therefore highly unusual for the genre. It is also one of the few things that can make a metalhead want to dance.

That's a good song, I love when the Melechesh beat kicks in during the bridge.

by Gehinnom May 22, 2011

Death Beat

The action of beating off and yelling “mom” right before you finish and avoiding being caught

I survived the Death Beat

by curtis leach May 2, 2022

Butlins or beats

A twisted game in which a gaggle of hardened stoners continue to smoke a cannabis cigarette far beyond its intended end point. The game ends when said cannabis cigarette is extinguished naturally due to lack of burnable material left - the stoner who happens to be holding the spliff when this happen is then administered a viscous yet jovial beating by the rest of the group.

Stoner Joey: ' gee that butlins that stoner Rob is smoking looks to have extuinguished itself!'
Stoner Joey to group: 'We're playing butlins or beats, lets beat him boys!'

by MarcBlade March 4, 2017