land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021

Janitor guy

From the movie “Willy’s wonderland” janitor guy is the main character who is just buff and will absolutely murder anything in his way. Doesn’t talk, just violence. Mess with him and you’ll be dead before he can even look at you.

“Help me, I accidentally upset janitor guy, I can here the footsteps.”

by Stop_Watch07 November 25, 2021

Guy Boy

A “Guy boy” is the most hottest simpiest simp out there. If you get called a “Guy Boy” it’s the best compliment that you will ever get in your life! And if someone fits the mold for a “guy boy” than you should flirt with that simp right away.

Girl #1. Omg did you see Jake today?
Girl #2. Yea! He’s such a Guy Boy!
Girl #1. Yea I’m totally simpping!

by SketchThis July 8, 2020

Guy Barbancourt

Guy Barbancourt is Darkest Man on the planet. The darkest man on the planet is Guy Barbancourt. Confirmed to be the darkest man on the planet. History shows the Guy Barbancourt is the darkest man on the planet.

Guy Barbancourt is the Darkest man on the planet.

by rynonymous8233 August 4, 2020

shrimpy guy

A Shrimpy Guy is stereotypically a tall, skinny and very pale man who is of average or slightly below average attractiveness. People can be a little bit shrimpy if they have some, but not all of these characteristics.

“That guy over there is quite attractive but sometimes he looks too shrimpy for my liking” “He is quite lanky...he looks like a quite shrimpy guy”

by shrimpy<3 March 12, 2020

size guy

A bro, a man who is all about size. A size guy makes sure he eats enough food through out the day to gain size, mainly in muscle. When not hitting on hot babes you will find him in the gym, putting on size.

Did you see Todd leaving the gym looking super swole in that bro tank with that super hot babe? He is such a size guy.

by Sizeguylivesmatter May 12, 2016

guy sty

Also known as a man cave.
A room a guy sleeps, eats, drinks, and performs pleasure.
Usually total f*cking mess.

Lindsay: I'll be over in an hour.
Brett: Dude, I'm cleaning up my guy sty. Give me two.

by MaximReality2 December 14, 2009