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Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.
oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.
by henriko November 11, 2008
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Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.
How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”
by Medicjeff February 1, 2020
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Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.
Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.
by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014
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spit-it

a non-black itailian who is often found stealing sweatpants. Soemtimes found raping young girls and/or greasy old girls who are actually men (AKA. Marinelli)
Man, Spit-it had a mouth full of smegma last night from a 4 year old's gooch.
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
mugGet the spit-itmug.

spitting bloody Chicklets

Chicklets is a brand of chewing gum that’s popular in many neighborhoods. When you’re at the top of the food chain in the old town and a known tough guy you could often put a would be challenger on notice by telling them this. If you don’t watch out you’ll be “spitting bloody Chicklets”. This can be both a warning and an actual threat.
Man Ronnie was running his mouth at Big D and Ronnie ended up spitting bloody Chicklets.
by King Yamayama December 11, 2024
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Spit Nugget

A last result insult to call someone in an argument
'You are a fucking Spit Nugget, Levi'
by Thy King September 2, 2014
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Spitting

Here you go spitting smh
by Lazy K January 30, 2021
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