cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

by Saxon101 June 14, 2020

Cock callous

The buildup of the lining of the throat from repeated deep throating resulting in the thickening and desensations of the throat enabling no holes barred cock gobbling

Babs sure must have cock callouses

by Mattchew December 8, 2017

humble-cock

humble but at times vary argent due to over self-confidence and at most times think they (know-it-all) mostly outcasts that have no story to tell in life and as well most likely politically left-leaning virgins, and think that they have a better understanding of life just because they don't fit social confirms and go agents the crowd (which they live by)

(ME): man the new I phone is cool. (humble-cock): "ew everyone has one what's the point I'm so edgy and think I know it all you are probably just buying it for the name because you have to show off to feel good about your self you think you are so cool wow nice daddy's money you probably have such a big cock"

(ME): Ok Humble-cock

by (92A) March 3, 2020

Cock Golly

Cock Golly is a term used for describing a man ejaculating on a woman’s face.

And then I did a cock golly on her face

by Austikgoats August 17, 2025

full cock

When someone is at full cock, they are at peak performance.

The D telling a kneeling Allah Gold that "You are already at full cock now. Spread all over the place the empire!"

by leroym December 17, 2019

Cock Judder

The intent to bring a man to ejaculation by implementing the act of rapid, uninterrupted mechanical hand motion.

Also, known as the unintentional movement's of the penis after ejaculation.

I gave this chick $25 for a Cock Judder the other day, It felt nice.

Yo dude, I just banged this chick and I've got the Cock Judders.

by RSMP May 2, 2022

Cock

An amazing pleasurable stick that everyone needs to have

I want that cock shoved up my ass

by TDS4826275726 May 8, 2017