by Charz96 May 21, 2023
Get the Cock and mouth disordermug. A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.
or
Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
or
Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010
Get the Cock Redirectmug. dude 1: you see that dude over there points at a Dylan
dude 2: yeah he looks like a cock sucker
Dude 1: yeah because he is
dude 2: yeah he looks like a cock sucker
Dude 1: yeah because he is
by Dnsjsisjxja January 24, 2021
Get the Cock suckermug. by cockplug September 9, 2019
Get the cock plugmug. by Yerr21 August 19, 2018
Get the Clap Cockmug. when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
Get the lobster cockmug. 