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Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.
"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"
by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013
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Turd Candle

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"
by k.sharkface September 2, 2010
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turd snack

A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.
Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".
by Vulcandreams January 23, 2007
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Turd Broker

A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.
Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
by JG WORLD January 18, 2008
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Hang turd

1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010
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Turd-canyon

An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"

"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
by The Belcher May 11, 2004
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