Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.
by smendez April 11, 2010
A person who has done too much extasy either heroin based or coke based or any X and has fucked up their brains too much, usually found at raves or in sniffing VICKS VAPOR RUB!
Man your such an E-tard why are you sniffing vicks vapor rub
man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!
man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!
by Noah gyles May 02, 2006
It means retard, it was shortened in an effort to sound like turd, meaning they are both closely related.
by Teh RLLLYness December 30, 2005
kids who act retarded because they have done to many e's. they do ecstacy at raves and their brains get holes in them so they act like idiots. real silly and dumb
1. yo those kids in the park are a bunch of e-tards
2. trevor started going to raves and getting high all the time. he lost his job and steals money. hes a huge e-tard
2. trevor started going to raves and getting high all the time. he lost his job and steals money. hes a huge e-tard
by little_miss September 29, 2006
A computer programmer that prefers the old-school programming language "C" and believes that all "Object Oriented" approaches are just overcomplicating the task of programming a machine. He also thinks the C language is aesthetically superior to any other language.
by Andy Northvillage April 10, 2010
Malcolm: OMG, did you know you can get COD on Wii? I got to level 50 already and I only got it an hour ago!
Wendy: You're such a Wii-tard.
Wendy: You're such a Wii-tard.
by NaziCookieMonster January 29, 2011
A chav who doesnt understand basic conversation and has a strange obsession with licking windows and their shoulder. A Reece Tard will commonly be seen in their natural habitat of JD sports
by Ian Mcgrinty September 10, 2012