Steam

Steam is a digital video games distribution service, developed by the Valve Corporation. It was launched in 2003 to serve as a DRM for initially just Valve titles, but began to allow third party content beginning in 2005. Since then, it has grown to be the largest digital distribution platform for PC games, and also has social-media like features, with its system of highly customizable user profiles, the ability to add and message friends, as well as a feature to create and join groups.

I bought a lot of games, that I’ll likely never play, during the last Steam sale.

by This is my handle okay July 7, 2025

Check Steam

Check steam is a joke in the *geometry dash* community about the update to the game named "2.2," which is a big update. People would say check steam to make people think it is out, although it has not been out for 7 years, and just released a couple days ago. Therefore, the joke is irrelevant.

"bro check steam its out"

"dude check steam"

"CHECK STEAM OMG"

by EEA A OFIUIOW December 22, 2023

Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.

by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017

Greeley Steam Roller

The smell of cow crap and burning bones/blood in Greeley, Colorado.

Wow, it really smells like a Greeley Steam Roller outside.

by Brittwitt89 February 29, 2020

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Steam Demon

When someone is taking a hot, steamy, shower and someone else goes into the bathroom and takes a shit without any courtesy flushes.

“I woke up and hopped in the shower and my boyfriend went in and dropped the nastiest Steam Demon- he damn near suffocated me.”

by Themostradofall November 16, 2022

Berlin Steam Roller

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.

I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...

by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021