ricer

Alans civic, from the fast and the furious

alans civic is such a ricer I can't stand to look at it

by Texas pistol pete February 23, 2009

Ricer

An overused slur often used in completly wrong context. Originally a ricer was an aftermarket modified east-asian import with no performance modifacations to make the car look faster than what it actually was. This then moved onto a connotation associated with drivers of said cars being young, obnoxious, going for the "Fast & the furious look" and generally just in denial of the limitations of their car.

In recent years 'Ricer' is simply used to bash any asian vehicle, even stock and performance modified variants, usually by domestic & muscle car fan boys who suffer from the latter of the ricer connotation when their rides get outperformed by stock import.

*Looking at the performance figures of a GTR*

Import hater: 'How the hell is that ricer able to reach 0-60 in under 4 seconds?'

Myself: 'Its a stock car you fuckwit'

by SoapBoxStar May 10, 2012

ricer

The American equivalent of a UK boy racer's car; usually an import sedan (Civics and Corollas are usually the weapon of choice, but they are not by any means the only cars used) with exceptionally gaudy and tasteless external modifications while not having anything that actually increases performance. Funnily enough, many of the mods actually DECREASE performance by way of being designed for cars actually capable of pulling off what the average ricer can only dream of. Expect cheap plastic rims, underlighting, artificial lowering by way of cut springs, a plastic bumper that shatters the minute the car nears any sort of imperfection in the road, a plastic spoiler that actually increases wind resistance, an incredibly loud and garish bodykit, a gargantuan fucking exhaust setup that can be heard from multiple blocks away, a sound system that costs more than the car itself, and stickers for high-end performance gear that the driver of said car doesn't even own.

"Hey, did you see Tony trying and failing to pick up some random chicks in the Price Chopper parking lot?"
"No, I didn't. How was he going about it?"
"Y'know that '98 Camry that his grandpa bought him for his sixteenth birthday? Well, he turned it into a total fucking ricer and was cruising the parking lot while revving his engine whenever he saw some prospective pussy heading his way."
"Haha, fuckin' owned. Guess they saw through all the plastic and decals and noticed that it was still a worthless piece of shit. What a loser."

by Beware of BOB August 4, 2012

Riler

A woman that gets a man all riled up woman are professional Rilers.

All these women are crazy, they get me all riled up they're professional Rilers
- RMS

by Omni Limo January 2, 2018

Rigertas

Rigertas will never stop to amaze you. One of the best badminton players in the world. He gets all the boeurs non stop.

Rigertas, damn he cute

by Rigertriger January 19, 2019

Peloton Rider

An individual who will never excel or stand out from the crowd. A follower who will always be led by world around him.

Derived from the Tour de France.

You'll always be second best, you "peloton rider."

by Ree August 12, 2005

Death Rider

A motorcyclist who will ride in conditions that many deem too dangerous for riding, such as hail, severe rain, damaged roads, dust storms, snow ect for the sheer thrill and challenge. The rider intentionally puts himself in these harsh conditions as a life & death challenge. Such a ride would be considered a Death Ride.

"Did you see that Death Rider going Thru the old highway, he's crazy to do something that risky."

by therivens November 12, 2009