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Pineapple

The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.

Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.

The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
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When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.
Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.
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My friend went all pineapple after we went out drinking last night.

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Me after being teased too much: Pineapple! Pineapple!
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Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.
I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
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Pineapple paint

It makes these hoes thirsty when they see the pineapple paint
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Pineapple is gay (sarcastically). He is one lazy person who never do is math homework. He will sleep in class most of the time, without hesitation. He is very good at singing but also likes to play girls. Pineapple is very funny and one thing you will know for sure is he wesrs a red and black flannel when it’s cold.
buddy’s a pineapple cause he can’t get his shi done.
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