Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

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Caleb

Caleb defines perfect

by Pseudonym your July 15, 2019

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Natasha

/ˈpə fɪkt/
1.Having someone youve always wanted (Dream girl)
2.Someone who makes you happy all the time no matter what
3.Someone who is beautiful inside and out
4.Someone who is always gorgeous no matter what they wear
5.Someone who is stunning without needing make-up

The way she turned and smiled towards me made me stare for a lifetime.The little twinkle in her eyes and the way she shines like the sun in my life while putting the whole 8 planets on mute with her amazing smile.Everything about her is perfect. She is flawless.She is mine.

by Viscous_Pitbull July 17, 2019

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Natasha

/ˈpə fɪkt/
1.Having someone youve always wanted (Dream girl)
2.Someone who makes you happy all the time no matter what
3.Someone who is beautiful inside and out
4.Someone who is always gorgeous no matter what they wear
5.Someone who is stunning without needing make-up

The way she turned and smiled towards me made me stare for a lifetime.The little twinkle in her eyes and the way she shines like the sun in my life while putting the whole 8 planets on mute with her amazing smile.Everything about her is perfect. She is flawless.She is mine.

by Viscous_Pitbull July 17, 2019

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