A white person who usually laughs at retarted people and makes lots of jokes that are kinda funny but arent at the same time and fights with his mom alot about life problems
He is such a Jordan Berger
by Urban Dictionary January 08, 2018
A Jordan Golder is the most sweetest adorable hottest thing you can meet she sooo nice and will love to be around her you will never stop telling her i love you and never stop staring at her
by Uknown_User99 October 15, 2011
I think he has Jordan theory.
by Mr. Kerwit October 20, 2017
Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr
by urabitch101 April 03, 2023
A hot hunk of junk with cow meat that he got from his daddy alex. he is the second from alex and matches his hot masculinity. Jordan Little is good with his tongue and fast with his fingers. he also fucks the shit out of his chair in his room.
Girl 1: Bitch have you seen Jordan Little naked?
Girl 2: No but I heard his meat is bigger than Alex’s but Alex is still daddy!!!!
Girl 2: No but I heard his meat is bigger than Alex’s but Alex is still daddy!!!!
by mihhtnbeb January 03, 2020
by Reallrooster19 March 17, 2018
Fucking cool guy with a 11 in her. Was the first ever laid and slays 24/7. Watch your back or he will fuck your bitches vag and bumhole.
I'm such a Jordan Mcginn
by Official Jordan June 21, 2016