Tuna Can Penis

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.
Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.
by Smellman March 05, 2009
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a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.
He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!
by CJ5GUY April 24, 2006
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coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.
My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!
by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008
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U CAN OK

its a meme thats popular on a game called Age Of Empire II: Definitive Edition
the phrase means "you can do it", firstly introduced by Vivi aka Fat_Dragon on a team match with TheViper
TheViper got rainbowed on his base

TheViper: "I'm ded, wheres my teammate??"
Vivi: "U CAN OK"
by blvrry666face April 28, 2021
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can i tap that

Its a game you text someone and ask them "can i tap that" and you see what they say. If your good enought you might get laid. If your not then it will still be funny.
Me: When can i tap that ?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?
by lilnathan March 24, 2010
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Pick Up That Can

The Phrase "pick up that can" comes from the popular game Half-Life 2 In the starting point of the game you will end up at a corridor with a gate, just as your character approaches the gate a "Metro police officer" will appear, As he does he will see a can on a trash can and Knock it over with is stun batton. When he does with he will look at you and say "Pick up that can"
by big pp sammy December 10, 2019
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can i ride?

Someone asking can they sit on a man's penis/dick and move around on it, like in a very sexual way
1) Him: You're a lawn and I wanna fuck you so badly!
Her: Can I ride? I'll let you should punish me ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜
by Tayx.๐Ÿ’œ November 27, 2016
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