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Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?
by Sloth14 March 20, 2019
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by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008
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It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
by Srdjan April 30, 2008
Get the English Breakfast Tea mug.Similar to dingleberry stew; the chuck berry breakfast consists of human feces slathered in pancake syrup and butter served on a hot pane of glass. Favorite morning time meal of legendary R&B musician Chuck Berry. See Cold Carl.
"This chuck berry breakfast is chock full o' nuts."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."
by Snapper Carr January 4, 2005
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