Elephant Man Movie Syndrome

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.

The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015

elphie

n. a selfie taken by a fat girl. Typically, the camera is positioned looking down on the subject from above, allowing the fat chick to hide some of her neck fat, as well as block the view of her belly with her breasts. Combination of the word "selfie" and "elephant." Often used on dating sites and Facebook to decieve unsuspecting male singles.

Originated from a news story that went viral when Canadian tourist Christian LeBlanc had his GoPro snatched by an elephant in Thailand, who then snapped a selfie of himself and Mr. LeBlanc.

I thought I was gonna bag a sexy chick tonight, but turns out all her pictures on Tinder are just a bunch of elphies.

The elphies Kayla had posted to Facebook easily shaved 50 lbs off of her.

Elphies are one of the many reasons to use caution on dating sites.

by Spike Greenthumb May 27, 2015

Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.

Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"

by ShartyPants July 3, 2015

Elephanting

The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.

**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***

Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant

by Slobber Knocker October 17, 2015

elephant pain

To inflict a beating on someone that leaves a scar. A pain that they won't forget in a hurry. As in Elephants never forget

He Dissed my Bitch so I give this fool some elephant pain

by The Tw1ns March 16, 2016