A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025
Get the Alpha Zombie Blumpkinmug. by IAmSynapse December 5, 2017
Get the I Was In Alphamug. Alpha Negative (adj.)
When someone tries to assert dominance or “win” an argument by downplaying or belittling others, usually to mask insecurity or lack of true confidence.
They act like an alpha, but the energy is toxic, defensive, or manipulative instead of genuinely strong.
When someone tries to assert dominance or “win” an argument by downplaying or belittling others, usually to mask insecurity or lack of true confidence.
They act like an alpha, but the energy is toxic, defensive, or manipulative instead of genuinely strong.
“He interrupts everyone just to sound smart — that’s such alpha negative behaviour.”
“She talks over people like she’s in charge, but it’s pure alpha negative energy.”
“Real alphas lead calmly. Alpha negatives need everyone to know they’re in control.”
"Fake alpha energy — all bark, no backbone."
“She talks over people like she’s in charge, but it’s pure alpha negative energy.”
“Real alphas lead calmly. Alpha negatives need everyone to know they’re in control.”
"Fake alpha energy — all bark, no backbone."
by BeyondVerse November 3, 2025
Get the Alpha Negativemug. 
An alpha unicorn is a non-
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021
Get the alpha unicornmug. 
Get the Alphamug. (fictional). A person, usually a man, with the secondary gender alpha. Alphas are capable of impregnating male omegas, and are usually primarily attracted to omegas of the same gender
Depending on the work, alphas may also have a number of other non-standard traits including scent glands, knots and ruts
Depending on the work, alphas may also have a number of other non-standard traits including scent glands, knots and ruts
by arbitrary_vocabulary April 8, 2024
Get the alphamug.