tim paul

lax, lax, lax, lax, oh yea rosie o'donnel is the hero of tim paul, i love lesbians, or at least being a lesbian. common statements include "yea mark" "dude, neals not that bad" "your my boi". jack crawford is such a dick on the field man, oh hey mr crawford whats goin on can i give you a blow job. jk tim "your my boi" -jack

who wants to go to ihop

by the hog April 19, 2005

PAUL LYDEN

HOTTEST GUY EVER TO WALK INSIDE A HIGH SCHOOL

OMG PAUL LYDEN IS SO HOT

by LENAH December 22, 2008

Jake Paul

The definition of a retarded dipshit

Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.

by TotallyNotALongNameWastingTime November 11, 2018

Jake Paul

Another word for the garbage/trash.

Person: Hey can you throw out the jake paul

Another person: ugh fine

by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 24, 2018

St. Pauls

Every-time you are greeted you are asked to tuck your shirt in.

And Fifa 19 is a epic game around here, as people wont stop talking about their drafts.

Fifa is epic at St. Pauls

by EpicGamerKoolKid07 April 5, 2019

Jake Paul

A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.

Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.

by MarineOne November 13, 2017

Jake paul

Worst man ever alive. Fakest dude on the internet. Faker than Niki's boobs. NO LIFE

Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer

by Logang_4_Life_Jake_Paul_Sucks December 5, 2017