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Tim Løgsted

Tim Løgsted aka dj Tim Onionplace is a local musician in the city of Aalborg in Denmark. He originates from a dark place north of the beautiful Limfjorden. Here he was fostered by cows and raised to become the strongest. While the leader of the pack wanted him to become strong and fight the other bulls he found much more appreciations in the sounds of the nature. This is apparent in his newly made album "Cows delight" where the nurturing sounds of cows grassing on the northern jytlandic hillsides is balanced with the sound of a 1987 Puch being dragged across the roads by the preferred vehicle of his native lands, the tractor.

On stage Dj Onionplace is typically performing in a dress made of onion and under the influence of an unhealthy amount of danish pilsner.
Guy 1: Is that dj Onionplace?
Guy 2: omfg! THAT IS THE ONE WHO MADE IT OUT OF THE FIELDS AND BECAME A WORLD FAMOUS DJ
Guy 3: I really like onions. But only because Tim Løgsted is a god.
by thybacca May 31, 2018
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The Tim Parks

It's when you park your dick in a woman wearing nothing but timberland boots
"I pulled a The Tim Parks, I parked my dick in her while wearing nothing but my Tim boots"
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1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.
"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!
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Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.
Hey, who's that guy rubbing his belly on a baseball match? Oh, that's Tim.
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Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.
*Baseball livestream: Hey, who's that guy in the audience rubbing his belly? Oh, that's Tim.
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He's just like all those tim people.
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I have a timjim as my brother (a tim jim is a brother whos a fucking bitch)
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