by Urnanhasabunion July 17, 2022
A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017
"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
by crickey smith March 8, 2022
Serial wanker
by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022
Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.
Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass
by 3Kool5Skool September 2, 2015
by Alex Akimbo May 5, 2018
by Vanilladindong April 24, 2016