A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!
by October VanDouchlehemier July 25, 2010
When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.
I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!
by 100%Real May 06, 2015
"NPR is talking about a trasansgender disabled indonesian african spoken word poet living in afghanistan. They need to stop unicorn hunting and just relate to the people."
by harry analstein August 13, 2022
A FABULOUS GROUP OF ONLINE TROLL-WARRIORS AND HARD-PARTIERS. THEY LISTEN TO ERASURE AND BANGS, TALK ABOUT HOT MEN, AND SPARKLE LIKE NO OTHERS. SOME OF THEM ARE PART-TIME GAY MEN. ALL OF THEM ARE AWESOME.
ZACH QUINTO: HEY, DID YOU HERE ABOUT THOSE GQMF UNICORN PRINCESSES?
CHRIS PINE: HELL YEAH, I DID. I WANNA TAKE ALL THOSE BITCHES TO THE MOVIES.
CHRIS PINE: HELL YEAH, I DID. I WANNA TAKE ALL THOSE BITCHES TO THE MOVIES.
by CHRISSAFER May 12, 2010
A metaphor for "never grow up"
when someone never wants to be
or wants to think like an adult.
keep believing in unicorns like a little kid,
but in a good and naive way.
Staying true to your believes
believing in utopies
when someone never wants to be
or wants to think like an adult.
keep believing in unicorns like a little kid,
but in a good and naive way.
Staying true to your believes
believing in utopies
by clemente January 17, 2012
when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
by the dylanator March 20, 2010
Paint chips should be required to have hex codes. I want white. #FFFFFF. Not eggshell, not ice sparkles, not fucking unicorn breath. White.
by tonybeam December 29, 2009