there's no e in team

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Coach: Boys, there's no e in team.
Boys: Um... it's after the "T" though...
Coach: All right, you owe me 10 laps around this basketball court.
Boys: But...
Coach: THERE IS NO E IN TEAM! I SAW YOU AT THE RAVE LAST SATURDAY... DROPPING E! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Boys: So were you though...
Coach: There is no FUCKING E IN TEAM!

by Dixie Normos May 21, 2004

Perham Boys Basketball Team

A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..

Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?

by WadenaGuy10 December 9, 2012

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Hot girls
2. Talented...ever heard of it?
3. Coolest kids everrrr!!
4. Won the New Canaan dual meet...remember?
5. Always have the best ideas to make meets fun
6. Kit Harding is my GOD
7. Yeah we do...Its sickk..but we take care of our points in SWIMMING...hence the name SWIM meet
8. Rivals? Since you want to be so bad...
9. Those shirts were my idea bitches...and a damn good one at that
10. Bitch please...

The Wilton High School Girls Swim Team is the best swim team ever...see you next year!

by Lady Warriors<3 April 11, 2005

there's no i in team

there's no I in team
but there's I in pie
there's an I in meat pie
soo I gonna go with meat is team
ahhhh.... I dont know

from shaun of the dead

by blah blah January 3, 2005

Team QA

The term given to a kick ass group of quality assurance engineers who do the jobs of the lazy ass support bitches while support sits around and cries that their funkgina hurts.

Those muthafuckin geniuses from Team QA gave every support bisnatch a Sleepy Steve while they were passed out at their desks.

by Sloth April 7, 2005

Team Zoo

Team Zoo is a team that runs shit, making them complete animals.

Damn, a Team Zoo just ran up and slapped me in the face, stole my wallet and took me to a back alley where he raped me using zero lube. I regret the entire experience and should not have made eye contact.

by Team Zoo June 10, 2009

Dream Team

A social group, sometimes "friends" that you hang out with because it is either them, nerds, or nobody. The members of a dream team will probably be popular or at least think they are popular. Although you hang out with them, you do not really fit in. You know that they do things all the time together, but you are almost never invited to join them. A lot of the time it is almost an honor if you do not fit in with them; if you do, then it is probably not a good thing. Sometimes people try to act like they are not part of one, but if they are in denial about it, then they are probably part of one. If you are in this situation you probably dream about what it would be like if you were included in the group, but you know that it won't actually happen. Even if you feel bad temporarily, you will have the last laugh in the end.

You- "Yeah Sis, it kind of sucks."
Sister- "What do you mean?"
You- "I know that my "friends are hanging out at the mall, and yesterday they were chilling at Kyle's house. All of them were there, but I wasn't invited."
Sister- "It doesn't really matter. You are probably part of a dream team."
You- "Maybe..."
Sister- "Trust me, it's a good thing if you don't fit in. In fact, it's a bad thing if you do fit in with them.
You- You know what, you're right!!!"

by MusicDude88 January 31, 2009