Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.
God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.
by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 24, 2024
by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022
by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022
Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the teacher in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.
I had lunch with my teacher friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what she will teach in the fall.
by Calc64 March 19, 2023
When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.
Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.
The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.
The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.
Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.
3 months later.....
Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.
Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.
3 months later.....
Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.
Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
"yo dude there's the AG Teacher"
"go ask him to come to our class"
"sure dude"
"yo sir, i got AG during period 3, you should come join"
"I'll see, if I don't have classes I'll think about it
"go ask him to come to our class"
"sure dude"
"yo sir, i got AG during period 3, you should come join"
"I'll see, if I don't have classes I'll think about it
by FGSHS Student March 10, 2022
*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.
by Chief Qweif February 19, 2021