Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 25, 2024
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Gayus ex Machina

In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.
Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”

Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020
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De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
by Jim Moak January 06, 2008
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Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
by Zaddy$$ April 06, 2023
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National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures
Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day

Jackie: Of course!
by angrypod147 February 02, 2022
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Ex Tiktoker

Someone who has recovered from tiktok, and either banished from the app still having it. Other is deleting it entirely.
Person A: Hey! Did you know Alissa is an Ex Tiktoker?
Person B: I didn’t know that, glad she recovered from it.
by MarshmallowInHotChocolate July 26, 2022
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