attracting bears

when a girl is on her period...

I heard that she attracts bears

by Mikegels July 16, 2005

sneaky bear

one who is a truly sneaky person, witty, or random, but it works for them.

Wow, Sara you little sneaky bear, you.

by carcarzz April 23, 2008

bear shorts

Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.

Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!

by OkayTomato April 28, 2006

Ten Bears

Instead of being ten men, you are ten bears which means you have the attributes of ten bears symbolising how hard you actually are!

Watch out shagger, that guy who is Ten Bears is coming over!

by philio_spesh_4 June 24, 2009

Bear Bar

Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors

Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"

Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014

hibernating bear

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.

Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle

by Nature Lover December 24, 2007

Cummy Bear

A pet name for a man with a large load and cums in large amounts; a sharp shooter; sometimes a "sprayer"

Damn, Sweet Dick!! You're such a cummy bear you got it everywhere!!

by Cummy Bear2 January 7, 2014