Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.

by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017

Steam whistle

A steam whistle is an electric move in bed it’s when your partner take a hit of a joint or cigarette while the other blows into there asshole or vagina your partner then exhales the smoke while the blower yells choo choo here comes the choo choo train

Let me steam whistle you tonight

by AandODefine June 26, 2025

steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023

Steam

Steam is a digital video games distribution service, developed by the Valve Corporation. It was launched in 2003 to serve as a DRM for initially just Valve titles, but began to allow third party content beginning in 2005. Since then, it has grown to be the largest digital distribution platform for PC games, and also has social-media like features, with its system of highly customizable user profiles, the ability to add and message friends, as well as a feature to create and join groups.

I bought a lot of games, that I’ll likely never play, during the last Steam sale.

by This is my handle okay July 7, 2025

Steam-roller

A steam roller is someone who is slow and heavy

The bully can’t run after me cuz he’s a steam-roller

by FP.27 May 27, 2022

Russian steam bath

When you pee in a butt and then that person Dutch ovens another with the peed butt gas

Damn bruh she was all about them Russian steam baths

by Brusepharoozski July 5, 2022

Berlin Steam Roller

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.

I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...

by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021