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Chode shuffling

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.
hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there
by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011
mugGet the Chode shufflingmug.

Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.
HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle
by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022
mugGet the Laos Shufflemug.

drunky shuffle

This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.
Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.
by prcrow April 28, 2007
mugGet the drunky shufflemug.

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018
mugGet the Shit Shufflemug.

Fridge Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when someone in isolation (either voluntary or mandatory) doesn't have enough food in the fridge to generate a meal. It's in this case when the last and only resort is to use whatever you may find in the fridge to prepare one poor, generally-themed meal for the day. This may also happen in a hangover or being very stoned.
Bro I was so stoned I could barely manage to make a fridge shuffle. It was pretty good tho...
by neojacker April 5, 2020
mugGet the Fridge Shufflemug.

Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.
Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.
by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013
mugGet the Canada Shufflemug.

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.
This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle
by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019
mugGet the Five Knuckle Shufflemug.

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