Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.
Please shuffle the deck of cards so that they are randomized.
by Hero32455 July 13, 2020
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a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!
Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?
by driver_im8 July 11, 2009
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This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.
Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.
by jimmybomm July 17, 2022
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A less dynamic form of "hit and run."
Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
by Football Addict March 22, 2010
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When a ramon tries to shuffle the deck but it was literally just cut one time. In other words he did jack shit.
Don't ever ask ramon to Ramon shuffle the uno deck or everyone will get screwed over and he'll win he sucks.
by Bob685547 March 20, 2022
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Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.
I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape
by suicidal grandma June 13, 2011
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