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Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012
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Son of Chicken

Band of idiots gathered from around the globe to wreak havoc on your Tyrant faction.
Who just killed our faction? Must have been Son of Chicken.
by UMadBroSoC July 26, 2012
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Sons O' Bitchen' est

The One that is the Most , Son of a Bitched ,, of them all .

When refering to Multible , Son of a Bitches .the one that is the most ...(what ever )? is the most ... sons of a bitchen est
Example :oh Man ,,That's the most Sons O' Bitchen' est , Of All them Son of a bitches , ThaT I ever did see . And,I done seen A lot o' them Sum bitches too. !

2*person- Well,, Hell, Man --If you aint about, the last Son of Bitch , I da' thought --that woulda went to callin' -this one and that ,sumbitches ! Well hell Man , Your the Sumbitchenest , Sumbitch , Of Em' All !!
by TheTheologist67 October 12, 2011
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Son of a spore

(Informal) used as an exclamation or an alternative to "Son of a gun!".
"Son of a spore! I really gambled too hard and I got lucked out."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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eta son

A meme, originally used by the team that made UnthreadedJB. Back in the old days, there was this iOS jailbreak team that everyone thought was fake and it was sort of jokingly followed as "look at these idiots trying to convince the community that they can do something". They called themselves UnthreadedJB, and they kept meme-ing "eta son".

That team then surprised everyone and actually released a working jailbreak, but for a very limited device/iOS version range... and all of the versions they supported were already supported by redsn0w, so it was completely useless.

Today, "eta son" (or "eta s0n") is used as a way to mock people who beg for jailbreak releases, usually Twitter users. The beggars are often referred to as "wen eta-ers" (sometimes "eta kids" or "eta kiddies") because they constantly ask "WEN??????" (when without the 'h' because usually, the beggars are young/immature and can't spell).
wen eta-er: "WEN ETA????????????????????"
jailbreak developer: "eta son"
by suši bākā January 20, 2023
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Kali Son

Kali Son is used to refer to the sons of Kali himself.
Who’s that guy in the lambo?
He’s a Kali Son.
by El Penguini Jr January 30, 2023
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son-of-an-ass

A slightly more caustic way of calling a person a dick.
"Ugh, Kieran. That son-of-an-ass. He's been asking for my wi-fi password every day since I moved here."
by aussieathart January 30, 2023
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