Pulling a Titanic

When you talk a lot of shit, thinking you are the best, then just crumple and fail in your first attempt.

"Wow, Jeff was really pulling a Titanic when he crashed his car."

by stananananana September 18, 2017

Pulled a Smarty

Making a move or action that fucks over both yourself and others for the purpose of “comedy”

Zeroyalviking: “so let’s try this..”
ChilledChaos: “GOD DAMMIT ZE YOU PULLED A SMARTY “

by JmkingyNWO February 26, 2021

to pull an autovortex

1. the attempt at replicating others successes to then miserably fail

2. getting help from the top in domain to no results

A: Wow, even with that 1:1 copy of the world champion's routine he couldn't win.
B: He really tried to pull an autovortex didn't he...

by sketchman August 4, 2020

Pulling a brinna

The action of sucking dick in the back seat of your car whilst your mom is driving.

I was pulling a brinna last night with my boyfriend, my mom had no clue.

by Bumbbumbtits April 19, 2018

Pulled a Drew

When you puke at a cross country meet because you eat cheese it’s before, usually in the straightaway.

OMG I just Pulled A Drew at the cross country meet yesterday!

by Andrew’s cross country September 1, 2019

Pulling an Oracle

When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.

Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.

Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.

Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 12, 2010

pulled an aj

When somebody decides to fuck over their friends for their own personal gain.

student 1: man, this sucks. anthony handed in the summer reading, and now the rest of us have to.
student 2: wow, that asshole pulled an aj.

by loyola-nyc October 28, 2009