birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

full panty ratchet

when a girl is so ratchet she no longer needs to wear a thong or "cheeky" panties. she is able to wear full on granny panties and doesn't look any classier.

Check that THOT out, she is full panty ratchet. LOOK! she's jersey turnpiking!

by fullpantyratchet June 26, 2015

Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015

panty scab

A name you call someone to infer they are the lowest of the low..the vaginal scab that rubbed off on the panties of a herpes infested whore.

You are such a disgusting panty scab.

by Yummypantz January 3, 2021

Panty pebbles

Panty pebbles are anything other that the "cat" fall out when getting ready to feast on the beast ...toilet paper , lint, dust bunny's string ...dookie and on rare occasions profalactics.

I was getting ready to eat the cat and I'll be damned she took em off and all I saw was panty pebbles falling.

by anonymous June 2, 2024

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Panty virgin

A panty virgin is someone who consumes panties.

Guy 1: yo what the frick, he eating my panties
Guy 2: yo thats wicked, hes a fricking panty virgin
Guy 3: Yooo00000o0ooOO

by Mr Panty virgin March 19, 2018