Skip to main content

internet

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008
mugGet the internet mug.

Internet Acronym

A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.
I love using internet acronyms, LOL.

OMG, you're my BFFL.

WTF is your problem?

See ya later, I G2G.
by Rabees May 22, 2010
mugGet the Internet Acronym mug.

Internetly

i wached the game interneyly
by Kyle Furfaro June 1, 2004
mugGet the Internetly mug.

internet old

adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.
Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!
by SrBlanco October 18, 2005
mugGet the internet old mug.

Internetically

I'm not sure, but I use it as a cop-out to avoid going to my son's baseball games.
Billy: Are you coming to my game Dad?
Billy's Father: I can't come to your game physically, but I'll be there internetically.
by Billy's Father August 14, 2005
mugGet the Internetically mug.

Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".
User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"
by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007
mugGet the Internet Klingon mug.

Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008
mugGet the Internet self-retardation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email