Critter classified

Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)

*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified”

Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”

by Its.that.bri May 9, 2019

Spin classing

Rotating 360 degrees while fucking a girl up the ass. Bonus points for not using one’s hands while completing the maneuver.

Shawn said, “Dude, I was totally spin classing my gf last night - totally shredded her taint, but it was worth it!!”

by PubesP December 9, 2019

Stereo Classing

Steriotyping a class of an individual based on their racial or economic background

HR was stereo classing Kaylee as a rich white girl, because she told her hispanic coworker that she thought that Hershey chocolate was cheap tasting.

by Craevin Morehead February 26, 2024

Ambo-classified

A document or statement that is simultaneously classified and unclassified for the purposes of being able to dodge inconvenient questions in Congress or Senate oversight committee meetings.

The contents of the Signal Chat is ambo-classified as when you ask me it’s not classified but if someone else asks me it’s not.

by Wandering Photographer March 25, 2025

plear clastic

A phrase that a mentally dense person might utter when trying to say "clear plastic" but ultimately failing

Bro: "I made my invisible guitar pick out of plear clastic."
Friends: laughing

by plearclasticeater99 January 2, 2026

G-14 Classified

G14 is a number in the General Service Administration number format (civil servant/federal jobs) that denotes your pay scale. GS levels go from GS-1 to GS-15, where the higher the rank, the higher the pay and level of clearance needed since you'll be exposed to more classified information. Higher G-levels (GS-#) tend to be exposed to more top secret information that could damage public and international trust. If you're G-14 clearance or something is considered G-14 Classified (GS-14), it's top secret or very personal information

"Wow, you know the Muffin Man?! Which house on Drury Lane is his?"
"Sorry, That's G-14 classified."

by Sr. Webstir March 5, 2021

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification is a more nuanced and modern way of classifying a person's self-identified sexual attraction. It has two facets:

Assigned-Sex Attraction
Assigned-Expression Attraction

So for example, people we consider having a typical hetero-attraction would have a) opposite assigned-sex attraction , and b) opposite assigned-expression attraction.

For example, the typical man is attracted sexually to biological women, and feminine gender expression.

My sociology report included a section about Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification and how human sexuality is nuanced.

by jenddainas February 3, 2024