jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone

i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach

by woahits_reese February 13, 2017

Bridge Over Troubled Water

When two men ejaculate over a women who had been menstruating, creating a bridge-like cum form. Both guys are obliged to glue each others pubes onto their face creating a Garfunkel Mustache.

Matt and Kane gave Georgia a Bridge Over Troubled Water last night.

John has to chill out, Sarah, give him a Bridge Over Troubled Water.

by LuckyLeprachuan111 November 22, 2011

Poop Bridge

When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.

"Aw man I ran out of toilet paper, now a poop bridge is going to form!"

by ShitEatingBunnyGrin March 20, 2024

National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

by Rekunance October 6, 2023

Sloppy Bridge

When you get the best head from the fittest milf

I just got some sloppy bridge and I’m feeling brazy

by Bulldogbeast December 21, 2022

Banana bridge

When a row of dudes interlink their dicks to form a platform for someone to walk on.

My boyfriends made a banana bridge so I could walk across the Nile river.

by Bongo1180TTV December 19, 2024

Bridging

When two guys connect hands over two girls facing each other in doggy position.

I was just bridging with my friend last night with two girls from the bar

by pussyslaver69 September 27, 2022