A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.
by Farlorn April 16, 2018
Landen Austin is the clan lord master, the second coming of Hitler. The leader of this clan is overbearing, controlling, and aggressive. Remember to attack in war.
by ProPengu123 April 26, 2019
Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.
Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
by Joe. G October 15, 2007
When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit
by Maybe Swifty? September 12, 2021
This is a very fun loving person. He is a bis silly and naughty but he is a good friend. He really knows how to bring out the sigma in me and all of his peers. He is great at greening out off pens because he is a stupid cunt.he loves his cat and has sexual intentions with orsen.
by Pussyjucedrinker420 May 13, 2024
by Lil backwood August 25, 2017