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self righteous bitch

Self righteous bitch: The act of being an egocentric swine
"that self righteous bitch! who does she think she is?"
by Teishii October 28, 2015
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my sized bitch

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB
Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB
by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004
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elite mint bitches

superior fine asses.

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Sexy Bitch Swag

The hottest type of swag a woman can have. Classy, Sexy, Smart, and everything in between. Sexy bitch swag is for all the sexy real women in the world. pretty girl swag dont have shit on it. unlike pretty girl swag, which is for little girls! Sexy bitch swag is for females who can rock anything and everything they wear. They have kick ass personalitys, down for what ever comes their way. Never backs down. Knows where their going in life.
Guy: Damn that woman has Sexy bitch swag right on point.
by Sexybitchswag September 22, 2010
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bitch ass crazy

behavior which includes excessive rediculousness, often screaming and lip pursing is involved, anger without prompting and often chick fight will ensue
While observing the prelude to a chick fight:

Marty: What's wrong with Sarah?
Chris: She went bitch ass crazy!
by ebony430 February 4, 2010
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betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.
by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011
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5 Star Bitches

a group of girls that are all "five-star" in rating, good looking, intelligent and fun to be around. You want to be one of these fine ladies, but its nearly impossible to become one. Very rare and unique, these females choose each other over men.
Damn, Lauren, Alli, Amy, Katie, and Ashlee are definitely 5 Star Bitches... I wish I could be one of them.
by Princess5star June 4, 2010
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