old man willy

old person

hey wassup old man willy

by bestie_samaira May 22, 2022

Kool-Aid man

When a girl on her period sits on your face during sex and yells ‘oh yeahhh’

The freaky girl he met up with last nights favorite position was the kool-aid man

by Koolaid.oh.sex December 27, 2021

Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”

This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.

Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.

Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.

“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man

by Drapen March 31, 2022

Sussy impostor man

VERY VERY sussy

Your the sussy impostor man

by Sussy Impstor mc nuggets April 7, 2022

little man syndrome

when short men think they are better than everyone else and have big egos

he has little man syndrome

by candicedeeezzz April 8, 2022

Hee-Hee Man

An internet nickname for Muzan Kibutsuji from Demon slayer because he looks a lot like Micheal Jackson.

Person 1: Hey, do you know that Hee-Hee man? he's super hot!
Person 2: Watch some Demon Slayer, please.

by YearOfRain April 14, 2022

Scotty the Handy Man

An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing

Scotty the Handy Man's presence was enough to turn my frown upside down.

by Fergus June 19, 2004