Cock

A vulgar slang word meaning the sexual value of a male penis. Can also mean a animal such as a chicken, rooster, ect.

"I would really like to eat a cock.", "Please, show me your pet cock."

by dawgnahcuhhhhh November 25, 2022

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

Cock n' ball

Cock AND ball!

Cock n' ball dungeon

by Cock andballs November 28, 2022

Cock n' ball

Cock AND ball!

I love the cock n' ball dungeon!

by Cock andballs November 28, 2022

Flying Cock

The flying Cock is a cock that flys around mainly in people face saving the day from the flying butt but has explosive cum.

Tyler: Is that the flying cock!?
Flying Cock: BOOM
Tyler: Yummy

by Fortnite battlepenis November 30, 2022

Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022