Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way
by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024
Get the Christian aitkens gay for Homeless mug.A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
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"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
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"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
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by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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Jimmy has a new girlfriend so he's all about being gay now instead of hanging out with the boys. Maybe one day he'll be hetero again and decide to hang out with us. The bath house won't be the same without him.
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