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roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high
Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012
mugGet the roasting the turtlemug.

Roasting jasmin day

Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day
by Oh my mu April 29, 2022
mugGet the Roasting jasmin daymug.

Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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Brogans gran’s roasts

Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold

They were amazing until she dropped dead
The spuds tastes like brogans gran’s roasts
by Spudatron November 30, 2024
mugGet the Brogans gran’s roastsmug.

cream roast

when you are having hard core sex and all sweaty and a drop of sweat goes into your lovers mouth followed by a lot of cum
Andrew gave Gabe a cream roast
by collien May 29, 2007
mugGet the cream roastmug.

Roasted

When someone says something or does something to a person which results being humiliated.

Other forms are: Toasted, Shadow Realmed, Ethered, Charbroiled, Boiled, Cremated, Baked, Broiled.
Berdi was roasted when the students proved him wrong in front of the school at the assembly.
by FishGil March 10, 2018
mugGet the Roastedmug.

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