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WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
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R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage)

When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.
"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."
by insomniacwithnightmares November 20, 2017
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If you suspect one of your friend to be manipulative narcissistic with bad vibes you become a Khalil and your role know is to spread awareness among your friend.
If you are that friend you become an Ala you have arguments that you did nothing wrong and act like normal.
The 2 ex friends develop new lyrics like : apologize now \ Childish\ wachbih 5arejni mel groupe.
Kontech nessawerha menek ledarja bhim fisaa mada8elfek To be in a khalil and Ala relationship
by Ahinfadlekraw06 November 22, 2021
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What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.
Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016
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Relationship

I have never been in a relationship and most likely never will
by kuran xd October 5, 2020
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Relationship

A fault act between two ignorant people that normally don't work
by Katharina Sean Ryan February 9, 2019
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Uncommitted Relationship

When you do relationship-like things together, sleep together, go on dates, have sex, are always with each other etc; but your partner sleeps with other people and tries to see other people.
Uncommitted Relationship: I’m sleeping at my mans house tonight, but first he’s having a girl to fuck before I sleep in that same bed
by Icky Vicky So Sicky September 3, 2020
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