Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015

Panty virgin

A panty virgin is someone who consumes panties.

Guy 1: yo what the frick, he eating my panties
Guy 2: yo thats wicked, hes a fricking panty virgin
Guy 3: Yooo00000o0ooOO

by Mr Panty virgin March 19, 2018

Panty pebbles

Panty pebbles are anything other that the "cat" fall out when getting ready to feast on the beast ...toilet paper , lint, dust bunny's string ...dookie and on rare occasions profalactics.

I was getting ready to eat the cat and I'll be damned she took em off and all I saw was panty pebbles falling.

by anonymous June 2, 2024

Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).

"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"

by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025

panties

Usually a girl's underwear.

You thought i was gonna write a story? Pfft, yeah right...

Word: Panties

by grace6177 September 16, 2023

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

panty scab

A name you call someone to infer they are the lowest of the low..the vaginal scab that rubbed off on the panties of a herpes infested whore.

You are such a disgusting panty scab.

by Yummypantz January 3, 2021