@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

The Scooby Doo Last Call

When you get kicked out of a bar and yell back into the bar "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Got so drunk last night I had The Scooby Doo Last Call

by Kaseofherpes July 28, 2025

Jaiden but with a last name starting with M

A cool ass nigga that has fans

Guy 1: "Hey... You know Jaiden but with a last name starting with M?"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"

by iiuphill March 31, 2020

Obama's last name

Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.

Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 19, 2022

last name draper

guy draper is mean to me. i was on facetime and the phone feel on my head, it was his fault and now i have a concussion. i’m very hurt and then he also said “no one cares about you”. also jackson is pretty mean bc he calls me mean

imagine the draper twins being nice.
-last name draper-

by Hey hey hey!!! September 19, 2020

The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."

Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.

by ChettCactus April 24, 2017

Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016