left for dead

Left for dead is a sex offender, who rapes someone Until they pass out

Left for dead raped a female until she passed out

by Nova 1 ponpeyin August 30, 2017

vast left-wing conspiracy

it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.

by Constantine Vidal September 26, 2005

left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

by Xerxy April 28, 2006

left brain / right brain

Describes how a process is developed to cater to multiple ways people may wish to use or view that process.

While some people prefer to use drop down menus, other people prefer to use images for navigation. Left brain / right brain development provides a solution for both so that both sides of the brain are happy :-)

by Michael G. Valentin September 1, 2003

Ur Dad Left lmao

f imagine bro. he banging someone better than ur mum that is dead!!!! LMAOOOO F

Ur dad left lmao ur bad kid

by LeBabyAnt April 26, 2021

left lane car wash

The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.

Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.

by FlyInverted May 15, 2015

Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken is a sentence said by a cat. The song was made by avicii on the song waiting for love. Legends even say that the cat’s monday still left them broken

Cat: monday was a bad day
Other cat: yeah, MoNdAy LeFt Me BrOkEn

by MaradonaGoat July 20, 2023